[FILTERED FROM HIS ROXASES]

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

... yeah, I'm swallowing my goddamn pride and asking for help. If any of you breathe a word about this or laugh, I'll make sure you'll never breathe again.

I need to sort things out with the two Roxases that I'm involved with. Is there any good way to do that without hurting either of them? Or is that just a pipedream.

{ooc: umumijkfhf just wanted an excuse to update, rly, to say THANK YOU OH MY GOD ♥ to whoever got Axel the paid time. I love you. :D And if there are any rps out there that need an Axel, tell me >_>}

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[themostawkward.livejournal.com]

That Roxas was right, all the Axels are with Roxas. Roxases. ... Multiple Roxases, really?

[mybestinterest.livejournal.com]

Where are you at with them right now?

[iftogether.livejournal.com]

You have two Fluffys? That's just like in my world only one of them is a meanie.

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

A word from the wise... double-dipping and blindsiding them both? It sounds better in your head than it does in real life. But it was a beautiful ride while it lasted. ;D

Other than that, I don't think I can help you. I've never been one for commitment.

[incinerare.livejournal.com]

From the sound of things, it's probably a little too late for that.

Trying to have your cake and eat it too has this way of not working pretty much ever.

(oh yes also: oathskept!Roxas goes "sdlkfjs;" at this in my head. quietly. just thought you should know. 8) *shot*)

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Not all of them are, just-- the majority. And yes. It's a bit of a special situation.

[themostawkward.livejournal.com]

It's weird, compared to my world. Ah... If you explain the situation to me, maybe I can try to help. Sometimespeoplecometomeforrelationshipadvice so a;ldklaska if you want youcan.

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

They both want to be with me. Me being the selfish bastard that I am, I wanna be with them both too. But the second Roxas doesn't want to be in a threesome, so I'm not gonna force him to be.

Guess there isn't a way to do this without someone getting hurt, but I've gotta try.

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

That I do. For now, anyway. A meanie? How mean?

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I didn't blindside them both. And don't think that I don't already know how much of a big mistake I've made. I'm trying to salvage what there is left. That's why I'm asking.

Hmm. Thanks anyway.

[iftogether.livejournal.com]

He wants to take Riku away!

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Don't I know it. But still, I'm gonna try my hardest and do whatever I can. I'm a man of my word, at least when it comes to this.

{is it a good "sdlkfjs;", or a bad one |D}

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

You're gonna stop him, right?

[locked] (because sora might get mad again lol ilu kuras >: )

[mybestinterest.livejournal.com]

If one of them doesn't want to, you either convince them, or you let the whole thing drop. Sora wasn't sure at first, but he wanted to be with both of us, and we explained that it was in everyone's best interest, so he relented. If your Roxases don't want to be with each other, that's a problem too. They might not like to share. If that's the case, you're pretty much fucked.

[but-a-chip.livejournal.com]

That's tough. Starting a new relationship is always easier than picking up the pieces.

I never bother with the latter. Too much trouble.

I'll wish you luck, for what it's worth.

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

... well, at least you're willing to help. Here goes, then. Hope I don't bore you with the details.

I first turned up here a few days ago, from-- ANTI's facilities, or whatever place it was. I met one Roxas here, and he came up with the crazy idea of getting married. Didn't mind that; so we got hitched. But shortly afterwards, another Roxas came along-- neither of them are mine, from my world, but. Guess it's hard for us Axels to not get attached to a Roxas.

So I kissed the second Roxas, and then Saix told the first one. And all hell broke loose. Not saying I didn't deserve it, but there you go. Now I wanna try and fix it if I can, but we'll have to see about that.

[iftogether.livejournal.com]

Yes! Because if he does take Riku away then I won't get to pet him anymore.

[themostawkward.livejournal.com]

Uhhhhh maybe tell Roxas A that? The thing about Axels naturally liking Roxases. I mean, they're kinda the same person so he shouldn't be too offended probablyIdon'tknowakls;d

Sorry.

I guess Riku's problems are a lot easier than yours.

[incinerare.livejournal.com]

You certainly kept your word with that whole "marriage" thing. [yes, he's just being a bitch]

But seriously - hate to break it to you, but I don't see this ending well. If the Roxases don't get along, you can pretty much forget it. Just let one of them down as gently as you can and try doing something like thinking first, next time. And hope neither of them castrate you. [this comes out a lot less harsh than it reads, because he keeps an annoyingly light, cheerful tone throughout]

(k-kinda both? it's a "adkjf well at least he's trying" thing. 8Db)

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

I can try it, but I really don't think that he'll buy it.

Why thank you, Mr. 'I'm-the-most-reassuring-person-on-the-entire-planet'.

[themostawkward.livejournal.com]

But it's the truth, isn't it? If he doesn't believe you when you say important stuff like that, isn't it silly to like him?

[locked]

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

One of them's willing to try, and I'm not entirely sure about the second one. I don't want to push him into it if they don't like each other. I honestly don't know what they think of each other, which doesn't really help.

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

There's a good boy. Keep defending your territory.

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

You can definitely say that again.

Harsh.

It's worth a lot, really. If Nobodies ever have good luck.

[locked]

[mybestinterest.livejournal.com]

So ask them. I know it's fun to be sneaky and underhanded but sometimes you have to be forward, y'know?