http://uberheinous.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] uberheinous.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2008-05-02 05:02 pm
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better pay attention.

I'm sorry I shot that kid.

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[identity profile] themadnessof.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't bother apologizing. No one cares.

[identity profile] uberheinous.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I care.

[identity profile] themadnessof.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
How? Doesn't "shooting" him mean hurting him?

[identity profile] uberheinous.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I care enough to apologize for hurting him.

[identity profile] themadnessof.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Morals, is it?

[identity profile] confidenthero.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You shot someone ..?

[identity profile] complexikey.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey jerkoff, for all the criminals you've booked in your life, how many of them say they're sorry for raping someone? For taking someone else's life? For breaking a bottle over their wife's head?

I warned you to watch what the hell you did.

[identity profile] uberheinous.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Self-defense.

[identity profile] confidenthero.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
But you shot someone.

[identity profile] uberheinous.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut up. I don't need to hear that from you.

[identity profile] uberheinous.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a police officer.

[identity profile] uberheinous.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly.

[identity profile] complexikey.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[steps back and forth pretending to be two people]

"You robbed a bank?"

"I had money there anyways."

"But you robbed it."

"I'm a bank robber."

Pffft.

[identity profile] confidenthero.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
This place was just fine without you.

[identity profile] complexikey.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right. I'll wait for you to hear from every single other pissed off person in this place.

[identity profile] uberheinous.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I repeat my earlier sentiment of shut up, you asshole.

[identity profile] themadnessof.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I was afraid of this...

Trash them.

[identity profile] uberheinous.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
If that's what you think.

[identity profile] uberheinous.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
If they even show up.

[identity profile] uberheinous.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
That would defeat the entire purpose of me being a cop.

[identity profile] themadnessof.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever a cop is.

[identity profile] uberheinous.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone who stops other people from breaking the law.

wrong account, orz

[identity profile] daigoofydan.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
REAL MEN DON'T GO SHOOTIN' OTHER MEN! WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, A-HYUCK! FIGHTIN' FOR FREEDOM SO THAT OUR MANLY SOULS CAN BURN AS WE THRUST THROUGH THE HEAVENS AND BEYOND ALL REASON!

Y'JUST CROSSED THE LINE, NOBODY BASTARD!

[identity profile] uberheinous.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care about being a 'real man.'

[identity profile] themadnessof.livejournal.com 2008-05-02 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the king.
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