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...Well iffn't thiff a fftrange affortment of characterff.

I don't ffupposhe any of you haff ffeen a shpiky haired blond lugging around a giant shword in the area? Goeff by the name of Cloud, which fitff shtunningly well conffidering the Cloud off Emo that iff alwayff hanging offer hiff head?

[[ooc: ...yes I went there. I was dragged kicking and screaming but I went there XD 'ohgawdIamsosryDX' in advance?]]

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What.

Cloud. Shpiky hair. Haff you seen him? Honestly I'm not sure what the problem is here, I was raffer shtraightforward.

Feff, old buddy! Long time no see!

Seriously, what the fuck are you?

[[ooc; DON'T LET HIS LACK OF WORDS FOOL YOU. HE'S COMING UP WITH SEVERAL WAYS TO EXACT THE GREATEST AMOUNT OF PAIN ON THIS DISGUSTING VERSION OF HIMSELF]]

I'm Feffiroff of courffe. *sighs* If you muft haff more shpefficff, I waff created by a fientift named Hojo. He'ff dead now.

Yeah, I would kill myself if I created you, too.

...

Dude. Your teeth.

Oh your wordff wound me, they really do. Cloud and hiff little troup actually got the effteemed pleaffure of offing him, much to my diffmay.

And they didn't off you?

... Yeff? Waff there ffomefing about my teef that feem odd to you? *fondles seven-foot long sword*

I ain't saying nothin'. [ WALKS BRISKLY. 8| ]

Oh no not me, jufft one of Hojo'ff later experimentsh by the fame name. An inferior shpefimen, fadly.

There are more Feffiroffs?

...Why, I do belieff it'sh Fetfer! Whateffer would you be doing in a plaffe like thiff?

You're juft jealoff becaushe Cloud offed you while I shtill haff a mortal body wiff which to shtalk him.

Oh, a little bit of this, a little bit of that. I honestly can't recall how I got here. Not much in the way of Struggle, sadly, but the ladies are fine indeed.

But the last time I saw you... my, I can't even remember how long ago that was. How your teeth have grown!

.......

[ Giggles. ]

Well, there waff that fellow Zevirodd, I'm not quite ffure what happened to him, and then there waff the one that Hoji confidered the 'final product' but feeing aff how he'ff the one who managed to get himfellf fpectacularly offed I'm not shure how well one can truft hiff judgement in fuch mattersh.

I can't understand you.

Ah yeff, I do feem to recall you haffing an inordinate fondneff for the shport. No Shtruggle at all you fay? Shad, very shad.

And it waff a long time ago now waffn't it. Yearff at leaft.

And yeff. Yeff they haff. *fingers sword*

Terribly shorry my dear girl, but I am shpeaking perfectly undershtandable English. If you cannot deshiffer it, that iff your problem, not mine.

Ahaha, Feffy dear, no need to get so hasty. They're beautiful teeth. I'm sure you have women throwing themselves at you right and left.

*snerk*

...Yesh, my dear woman? Ish there shome short of... problem?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. [ Giggling still, now softly; even covering her mouth. ] It's nothing!

Yesh, and I really want a hoard of loud and giggly women flocking after me when I am trying to shtalk an overly shkittish blond wiff a large shword, great idea that. Honestly I'm not entirely shure what you shee in them~

... and you'd do well to remember that my hearing ish raffer good.

What do I see in them? What do I see in them?

*sigh* Well, you'll be right at home here, Feff, that's all I can say.

... oh really? *smirks* But I musht shay, I would be raffer more at home iff there were more Cloudsh running about. I mean, there were an ashtounding amount of that redhead running about earlier, you'd fink there'd be at leasht one Cloud.

... hash anyone been looking in any of the cornersh lately? He alwaysh did like to emo in them. Sho delightful~

.....time to take a shot.

Cheers. *takes one as well*

If I had a heart I'd be almost afraid of what could possibly top this.

Sadly, I have not seen your... 'friend'. I shall inform you with due haste should I run into him, however.

Come now Fetfer, you had booshe and you didn't shay anyfing? Share man!

Terribly sorry, my good man. Here, a toast: to Feffiroff! *offers shot*

Don't tempt fate. It enjoys irony far too much.

Hear hear! *downs*

I'm learning that pretty quickly.

Luff the emphashish you put on 'friend' there, not obvioush, not obvioush at all. Though it'sh not particularly like I'm hiding my intentionff.

But yesh, much obliged. Do let me know if you effer haff a requesht off the fame magnitude I can help you wiff.

Haha, you know I'm joshing, Feff.

Weeeell, if you ever collect any pretty ladies you don't need, you know which direction to send them in. ;D

*grins* Of courshe. And duly noted, all comely women to be shent your way~

Many thanks. :D

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