Because Master would tell me to close my eyes and open my mouth and then he'd put his penis in it but Kai says that was bad and wrong and I shouldn't let anyone else put their penises into me because it's bad and wrong and if someone did, I should use my Christmas present it's right here.

[it fumbles in a pocket and pulls out a little whistle and... TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!]