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♡ Return of the Riku, take two.

[ If you just so happen to turn the corner around the building at the right moment, you will be treated to the very common sight of a wild blindfolded Riku in a rumple black coat - and the rather uncommon sigh of said Riku spewing out a highly colorful vareity of curses (you really have to wonder where the hell he learned all of those swearwords - some of them are probably physically impossible) under his breath as he straggers and wobbles down the street like he's drunk.

... Or like he's hangover and suffering from a nasty pounding in his temples due to evil headache. Looks like the aftereffects of the latest spell got him too.

He's been missing from the ranks from the ranks of the millions of Rikus in the Dressing Room for quite awhile now as well. Come say hi to the foul-tempered boy? ]

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[Uh oh! That doesn't look good, and Ven, being a goody two-shoes, is going to scurry right over to him.]

Hey, d'you need some help?

... !#@$$!!****%$#@!Huh?

[ Riku's head snaps around, the rest of his body following suit as he pivots dizzily and unsteady on the spot, staring blindly at said goody two-shoes.

Hey, the do-gooder looked kinda familiar... Ow. Head hurts. For that matter, thinking hurts too. ]

.. N-no.

[This particular Braig looks a fair bit older than is usually the standard. And while he can't exactly pinpoint where Riku's learned all those lovely swearwords he can... make an educated guess on most of them.]

Having problems there?

You sure?

[Sliiding a wee bit closer.]

You don't look so good.

[ A half-asleep, grumpy glare is directed in Braig's general direction- and by general direction, I mean to a foot or so to the left side of Braig's scarred face. ]

Don't be stupid.

Yes-ss!

[ He has a little pride left and very little common sense. Grumpy look. ]

I 'ean it.

[Yeah, he sees that, and can't quite help but grin. Looks like that is most definitely problems, despite Riku's protests to the contrary.]

Now do I look like the kind of dude who'd actually go and do that?

[ Riku at that moment, discovers right now he is having some difficulty dividing his attention equally between talking to/insulting Braig and staying upright without stumbling in a embarrassing manner. Damn !%$#@&!!***!@Y%%#@! headache.

And then Riku barely avoids tripping over his own feet. One hand goes out to support himself against a helpful nearby wall and the other hand pointing mockingly at Braig for a moment as he make a point.]

What? 'e stupid? I saw your m-emories, stupi' mister cyclops. Terribly clever idea there, goading the Keyblade guy with massive anger issues.

[ Then a forehead rub. Ow, those jackhammers pounding away in there were a pain in the butt. ]

[In Braig's defense, he didn't know about Terra's anger issues at the time, but he's fairly certain that Riku will have at least been able to guess at that. Besides, he's not about to let even a drunk Riku get him on his defensive. Not now and not ever.]

Then you should know I'm not gonna let you forget this.

But you look all dizzy.

[Maybe he drank something weird? Hrm.]

[ there's a roxas across the street who kind of...stares, unsure of if he should go and help or not. he hasn't heard a lot of those curses before, but he's snickering at a few, possibly within earshot. ]

I do not... Just a @%#*#%* headcase--ache.

[ Maybe during the spell, he did. ]

[ Riku is currently drunk and incapable of acting sensibly. what will you do?

also, have a few more highly creative and filthy curses as the silver-haired teen narrowly avoids walking face-first into the unlucky telephone pole. ]

[ Riku is fairly certain of a lot of things. One reasons he could screw with Braig;s head so well in Castle Oblivion (Castle Mind/Memoryfuck was more like it) was that. Shame the gunslinger was relatively out-of-bounds for now.

Having regained his balance, Riku pushed himself off the wall and took a few wary steps forwward. He didn't want to faceplant on the ground. ]

Fuck you, cyclops.

Hey--

[ oops, he's yelling out for riku's sake. even though it looks like he's made it out all right, he'll still trot over. what's with this guy, anyway? ]

[ Riku's somewhat dazed, grumpy and unnervingly flat green eyes struggle to keep their out-of-focus gaze on the approaching blonde boy.

he hates life right now, mainly due to the absolutely terrific headache curling up in his temples. ]

What.

Sheesh, that's no way to treat the help...

[ not that roxas is actually put off by it; he will, however, reach out and steer riku away from another pole before it makes that headache even worse, consequences be damned. ]

[Oh, he remembers that castle. Not always fondly, mind you, but he remembers it.]

Didn't know you swung that way, Green-eyes. But if that's what you want...

[ Really, it's just amazing sometimes how much Xeha forgets and remembers and forgets all over again. ]

'hy, I didn't kno' you thought of me like tha', govno jedno. Sorr' to disappoint, I lik' vagina.

[ In case you were wondering, Braig, "govno jedno" equals "you piece of shit" in three different languages. ]

No hel'. Don't 'eed it.

[ Riku doesn't put up much of a fuss in his ill temper, besides giving the blonde boy a death glare with metaphorical flamerthrowers shooting out his eyes, before the helping hand takes him by surprise; enough surprise to allow himself to be steered away without much of a struggle. ]

[ a lesser man might cringe under that gaze; roxas just shrugs it off, though, as calm as ever. it'll take more than that to rattle him. ]

Doesn't look like it to me.

[He wasn't really wondering, for all he can't understand it properly. But he figures it isn't exactly complimentary.]

Eh, you're not really my type.

Than you're looking 'rong.

[ hey, Roxas, your shoulder is kinda comfy. ]

Thank 'he Darkness fo' that.

[ Riku is busy keeping track of his feet- all three of 'em. Since when did his feet start multiplying?

But he's not too busy to not scowled, and make a gesture considered highly offensive in four of every five Worlds and several disputed territories (sub-worlds?). ]

You talking to your feet there or to me. Because if it's that first that's probably not anatomically possible. Just sayin'.

[ oh, hi. you're a little heavier than you look; he's going to need a moment to adjust. ]

Haa, maybe.

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sorry for lateness :<

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It's okay!

:D

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