never a quiet day

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[Hello suburbia! Anyone in the area might notice some thick and nasty black smoke coming from one of the empty yards, and the scent of burning plastic and metal in the air. That's because a storage shed is on fire. And Ri is flailing over this, trying not to trip over the guts of a number of microwaves and toasters scattered across the grass. Maybe you should do something about this. Or maybe you were already here and enabling him. Either way, something needs to be done before the fire spreads.]

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[existanceindawn.livejournal.com]

[ And this passing alternate Riku has noticed the chaos and decided to...

Help out by Blizzaging the whole damn thing, while choking and sneezing at stench of the black, nasty-smelling smoke, his blindfolded eyes watering slightly. ]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[Ri is yelping as the spell passes him, throwing himself to the side because don't you know that it's a Very Bad Idea to throw water on an electrical fire? Have a blaze of sparks to go with the smoke.]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[existanceindawn.livejournal.com]

[ It's ice, how the hell did it melt that fast.

This Riku is unsure of what to do. All he knows is when you see a fire, you throw water on it. ]

Damnit!

[ Think, think, think! ]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

IT'S AN ELECTRICAL FIRE, DUMBASS!

[Ri will be scrabbling away, trying not to: A) catch on fire or, B) get electrocuted]

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

[Do something... hmmm...
Course of action: get an ice coffee and laugh at Ri's flailing from a safe distance.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[maybe the wind will change and you'll choke to death on the smoke :x]

[existanceindawn.livejournal.com]

THEN EXPLAIN HOW TO PUT IT OUT, BASTARD!

[ Maintaining a healthy distance between himself and the flames. ]

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

[She's prepared for such things, what with a well stocked lab prepared for all sort of fires and fumes that might come of sciencing all day.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE TO USE THAT FOAM STUFF. CARBON DIOXIDE. SOMETHING TO SMOTHER THE FIRE.

[he's finally out of the danger zone... but stubs his toe on a microwave]

Ow!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[Ri has managed to pull the plug of the long extension cord running to the shed, but that won't help much since everything is already blazing]

[existanceindawn.livejournal.com]

DO YOU SEE ANY FIRE EXTINGUISHERS AROUND!

[ Eyebrow raise, even though it's hidden under the blindfold. ]

Smooth.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

WELL THAT'S THE BIG PROBLEM ISN'T IT.

[and he looks like he's about to kick the microwave... then thinks better of it]

[existanceindawn.livejournal.com]

YES IT IS.

[ Causes Graviga on the nearest section of flames.

The compression of Gravity down on the blazing fire, and not allowing it any air to use as fuel, would smother it, right? ]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[that works quite well actually]

Hey, do that again!

[existanceindawn.livejournal.com]

[ Dirty, flat look is directed your way, Ri. ]

A please would be nice.

[ Spams Graviga. How's the effect on the fire-fighting going? ]

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

[She puts up the hand not already allocated to her iced coffee and constructs a solid dome of ice around the shed to deprive the fire of oxygen.

Surprise. Even if she finds it vaguely amusing, she doesn't have the patience to watch people fail for extended periods of time.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Fuck being polite. Shit's on fire!

[it's working very well! though the shed is probably going crunch as well]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[he is quite surprised by this help!]

Wha...?

[existanceindawn.livejournal.com]

And which one of us is putting out the shit on fire, again? Sure not you.

[ Indeed. CRUNCH, SPLINTER, CRUNCH, CRASH! Hope you weren't attached to this shed or anything. ]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I could've done something. Eventually.

[it's not even his shed so crunch away]

[datafreeze.livejournal.com]

[He's probably lucky she didn't take the arsehole route and just encase the whole thing in solid ice and leave it to defrost.

Just going to stand there sipping her coffee and holding the ice solid against the heat till things are properly smothered.]

[existanceindawn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right. Eventually.

[ Is the fire out now? ]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

A lot could have happened!

[yes yes it is]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[but that would've worked too he's turning to eye you suspiciously now]

Oh, the Vexen with tits.

[existanceindawn.livejournal.com]

Like some houses catching on fire.

[ Good. Now. Spams this face. ]