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[ There is a Kairi in this bathroom, standing on top of a digital scale in black cotton shorts and a retro Mario t-shirt. She is barefoot. She is also holding her breasts. Compared to the normal Kairi body type, it's noticeable that she's put on weight. Twenty, twenty-five pounds? ]

I guess I really do need to start exercising.

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Kairi?

[Your boyfriend is peeking through the door, missy.]

Hey, Ienzo.

[She doesn't look up. She is still holding her breasts. Hi, boyfriend!]

What are you doing?

[...And why is she holding her breasts?]

Checking my weight.

[Oh sorry, she'll let them go.]

What are you doing?

Nothing, at the moment.

[But he'll go ahead and step inside. He probably has noticed the weight gain, but it hasn't bothered him that much.]

[She grins a bit sheepishly, stepping off the scale and pushing it back with her toes.]

Looks like the junk food's caught up.

I suppose it has.

[Still, he shakes his head and wraps an arm around her.]

But it's nothing that can't be remedied in time.

[Oh hi. That makes her laugh.]

That's the part I'm afraid of.

A healthier diet and exercise for about a half hour three to five times a week should help. Of course, it's up to you.

[He won't force her to go outside her comfort zone. Ienzo really doesn't do too much exercising, but he does eat ridiculously healthy meals most of the time.]

*about to say something rude and inappropriate in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...*

So did Ienzo knock you up?

...but I don't want to exercise. That's the problem.

[Whine whine etc. Your girlfriend is lazy, 'zozo. And she likes her pizza and soda can towers.]

[That would be Kairi looking at him incredulously before bursting into laughter.]

*he is disappointed*

Still haven't done the deed yet? Honestly, you two...

Well, exercise doesn't have to be boring, Kairi. It could be as simple as a walk around the dressing room or perhaps swimming.

Not even close. Unless there's some sort of divine miracle going on here, I'm not pregnant.

[She is so incredibly amused, you don't even know.]

I like swimming. And I like exploring, but that's not the same as walking.

[She's going to toss her arms around his neck for a hug.]

But they do count as a physical activity.

[Aww, shucks. He'll hug her right back. c:]

*siiiiigh*

Well, it would explain why you're looking kind of chubby really easy.

Lots of things are physical that don't help you lose weight.

[She wiggles her eyebrows, then immediately changes course.]

I guess I could play Wii fit.

Hey, that's rude.

[She crosses her arms. Her hips and thighs are looking mighty fine, thank you very much.]

Is that so?

[Heh... he's got a feeling he knows what she was getting at.]

Yes, I suppose that is an option.

I'd ask you to play with me, but you're skinny enough.

[Pokin' ur tummy nao.]

[fff. He laughs.]

Guilty as charged!

Yeah no kidding. So. Wii games are on the menu for me. And I guess I'll cut out some junk food...

[But she lieks her soda.]

If you'd like, I could prepare more meals for you.

[Because he totally knows how to cook healthy meals that taste delicious.]

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