keep on keeping on

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[Here is a daddy. He is seated conspicuously on a sofa where he can monitor the movements of all his family members, because paranoia does that to a person. He is also reading through a well-worn copy of So Now You're Expecting a Baby!, and there is a stack on parenting magazines on the coffee table beside him. He's muttering under his breath as he reads.]

... but this doesn't say what to do if you're expecting two babies. At the same time.