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[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[anyone walking into this kitchen...may not see anything they were looking for, at first, because hovering around the room at eye level are many balloons. they are the standard-size, plain color kind, but a fog of them has descended upon this room. how are they staying down and not drifting up to the ceiling? the end of each string has what appears to be a rock tied to it, the perfect weight to keep the balloons hovering in between dropping and floating up.

the man responsible for this is not Kuzco, but he did find the balloons and mass them all in the kitchen. he can be found at the counter, humming contentedly while slicing up a really. big. cake. what does it say on it? "TO KUZCO, LOVE KUZCO"

it is a rocking good time.]

Comments

[brevitic.livejournal.com]

[Cue a portion of the colorful rubber forest being minimized. Girl with a suspicious looking Struggle bat (http://i41.tinypic.com/2551d9w.jpg) coming through!]

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

[ Someone's walking upside-down today, pushing balloons aside, totally popping two of them -- ]

[xieyi.livejournal.com]

... what are these?

[closes her hands around a pink balloon, looking at it with a tilted head.]

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

Um, balloons? Haven't you ever seen a balloon before- [his head appears from behind a green balloon, oh hey pretty girl] -sweetheart?

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[he can hear that! and looks up--]

Hey hey HEY, what do you think you're doing!

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[aaa scary stick]

Hi there! Cake?

[xieyi.livejournal.com]

[not a hottie mchottie, kuzco? o u player. she blinks up at him and shakes his head.]

We don't have these where I'm from.

[brevitic.livejournal.com]

Nonessential. [And it's directed at your face. ♥] Elucidate. Position?

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[aaaaaaaaaaaa--actually no, his ego is too much for a stickbat. this is his hand, moving it aside. his grin is insufferable.]

Kuzco, Emperor.

[dontyoullamame.livejournal.com]

[not in the canons I don't despise /what's picky]

Where are you from? I recommend moving to Emperor Kuzco--that's me--'s Empire and Balloon Emporium A-S-A-P.

[brevitic.livejournal.com]

Tripe. [Will simply redirect the rod to his abdomen, looking as put-off by the response as a Fujin can.] Location?

[xieyi.livejournal.com]

[mun agrees with you after a moment, she lets it go and looks at him in the eye, with a slightly proud smile.]

China. Where is your empire?

[shootingdown.livejournal.com]

What, they were in my face.