That proves you're Riku-pi because only Riku-pi ever answers when I call her Riku-pi. Since you answered, you're Riku-pi. And my Riku-pi is a girl, and since you answered, that means you're Riku-pi and that you're a girl. Except not right now, because you're a boy and Riku-pi is a girl, so that means Riku-pi got genderswitched.
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*points at you accusingly*
That proves you're Riku-pi because only Riku-pi ever answers when I call her Riku-pi. Since you answered, you're Riku-pi. And my Riku-pi is a girl, and since you answered, that means you're Riku-pi and that you're a girl. Except not right now, because you're a boy and Riku-pi is a girl, so that means Riku-pi got genderswitched.
And has amnesia.
From the blunt trauma to the back of the head.
To get out of yoga.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.