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[mightypete.livejournal.com]

Geh heh heh.

With all these people here it'd be a cinch to build me up an army of heartless.

[Says Pete, who's slinking around in the hall]

All I've gotta do is make 'em snap, and then they'll be eatin' outta the palm of my hand.

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[amindfucker.livejournal.com]

And who are 'they', if you don't mind me asking.

[mightypete.livejournal.com]

That's an easy one! The people who wind up turnin' into heartless.

[amindfucker.livejournal.com]

You realize how many keybearers are in this place, correct?

screw you icon

[fromshadow]

Really now.

[says the Riku heading down that hall with a basket of laundry and an unimpressed expression.]

[mightypete.livejournal.com]

So there's a couple of pipsqueaks with a key, so what? Once I've got my army set up, those brats won't stand a chance.

[mightypete.livejournal.com]

You bet.

[Pete, on the other hand, looks quite smug.]

[fromshadow]

That's probably going to be harder than you think.

[shifts the basket so it's leaning against one hip, so he has a hand free. he doesn't do anything else though. yet.]

[mightypete.livejournal.com]

Not for the Mighty Pete!

Geh heh, and when half the population's made up of squirts like you, that'll make it even easier. Last I checked most of ya wind up crawlin' right into the darkness.

[fromshadow]

In case you haven't noticed, we get back out again. Besides, falling into the darkness doesn't always equal being turned into a Heartless.

[there's the faintest flicker of dark fire at his fingertips.]

After all, I never was one, and neither were most of the Rikus here.

[mightypete.livejournal.com]

Well, there's a first time for everything, and with me on the job I'll have my army in no time.

[fromshadow]

Suuuure you will.

[actually, he kind of looks like he's trying not to laugh~.]

[amindfucker.livejournal.com]

Then I suppose it's lucky some of us have no hearts to be corrupted by.

[mightypete.livejournal.com]

So you're one of them Nobodies, eh?

Well just don't get in my way. I've got lots to do around here and I don't need anybody interferin'.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

[snerk.]

I bet you couldn't even build up an army of dust bunnies.

[mightypete.livejournal.com]

You just wait!

[...And in his anger, he summons a few large bodies.]

[mightypete.livejournal.com]

That's where you're mistaken. I've already got some heartless under my command, and that's just the beginning!

[fromshadow]

Large bodies? Well, that fits.

[sneers. he can still be a jerk, definitely.]

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Really.

[oh yeah, she's totally convinced. See how convinced she is?]

[keyblade-paws.livejournal.com]

[ Oh great it's Pete. ]

[mightypete.livejournal.com]

Why you!

[... Yeah. He's looking pretty angry!]

Heartless, beat that brat to a pulp!

[mightypete.livejournal.com]

Yeah, really!

[He snaps, and poof. Some soldiers.]

[mightypete.livejournal.com]

[He looks down, and...oogh.]

Whaddaya want, ya pipsqueak?

[fromshadow]

Damn, you're going to make me put down my laundry, aren't you.

[s-summoning his Keyblade in his free hand, yes.]

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Is that all?

[zoom! dashes at them with knives out, calling down a nice burst of lightning for good measure. No more soldiers. ♥]

[mightypete.livejournal.com]

Geh heh heh! The last thing the heartless care about's your laundry.

[mightypete.livejournal.com]

[...

...

WHAT. Pete looks positively shocked for a moment.]

Why you--!

[fromshadow]

I know exactly what they care about. I remember controlling them, and I've fought them for years.

[shifts the basket a bit again, then settles into a fighting stance.

yes, with the basket.]

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

[laughs and kisses one of her knives before unsummoning them.]

May as well quit while you're behind.