Because when I first got here I was really confused and messed up, but a friend helped me out. He really saved me, so I joked about him being some sort of angel, and then he woke up with wings! And that can't be just a coincidence, can it?

[thinks for a moment, then walks into the kitchen to make some coffee.]

In fact, he wasn't the only one sprouting wings around then... so maybe it was a coincidence. It was still freaky, though.