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[In the library, Xehanort is sitting in a very nice arm chair. He's wearing the same outfit as always and looks as neat as always, but he is currently intently reading something. ...Namely, it appears to be a pornographic graphic novel which features himself repeatedly sodomizing Ienzo. His eyebrows arc lightly]

How shameless.

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What is?

[where'd he come from? who knows. only thing separating him from other Rikus is the red scarf around his arm, by the way.]

[Turn, and then he holds up this page, which he believes some people call the "money shot" which features one Ienzo screaming in ecstasy]

Why this, of course.

[doesn't react to it at all, besides a slight tilt of his head.]

Found a doujin, huh.

Stuffed rather haphazardly in a textbook, at that.

[Oh, he was just going to drop off some books, but pauses when he sees Xehanort.]

What is, Xehanort?

Oh, come see Ienzo.

[And here he shows a page of Ienzo performing rather unskilled fellatio on Xehanort's abnormally large schlong]

Someone wanted fapping material while studying, I guess.

[wanders absently, just looking at what's available.]

Quite possible.

[As for him, he's going to turn the page. Morbidly fascinated but not showing it at all]]

[Passing by, looking for his Keyblade. Yes, his Keyblade is sentient, don't ask. That catches his attention. Peers from over his shoulder.]

What the--

[...Ven. He should be used to it but he never will be so his eyes briefly register emotion before he kills it in feigning a lack of recognition. The whole process takes only a split second]

Hm?

[... ... ... G-guh. It takes him a moment to process this.]

Why in the world are you reading such an atrocity?

[raises an eyebrow back at him.]

Harboring a secret lust for Ienzo or something?

What are you reading?

[In all his time since losing his memories, someone has never seen a graphic novel.]

I merely happened across it.

Be that as it may... could you not have simply set it aside?

[ghhh. Not going to look, not going to look. B|]

Hardly.

[This is just interesting. This manner of novel...]

It unsettles you, Ienzo? My.

[...Pause]

I merely happened across it. It was shoved poorly into a textbook.

Hey, guy's gotta wonder why you'd be reading it otherwise.

It is a unique work of prose, wouldn't you say?

Yes, Xehanort, it does. Not only is it graphic, but I would never--

[Nnn... He's seen bad fanfiction before, but this is more visual. Ack, horrible images.]

Why would someone--

[noticing the content of that graphic novel now. o-oops.]

Not so much.

I confess it peaks my curiosity as well.

Are you blushing, Ienzo?

[Impassive page turn, this one featuring the comic-nort's much needed release onto the little desperate-for-semen Ienzo]

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