Adventures in topography-land? Indeed~

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

[lining the halls of the dressing room are some pieces of paper, and upon closer inspection one might notice a very incomplete map on each piece. Given the size of the dressing room there are likely many, many missing locations, however, quite a few are there-- namely, the kitchen, living area, game room, simulation area, ball room, a weapons shed, the library, and several misc locations including the beach and Hollow Bastion castle. At the bottom of each map reads: "Information is very incomplete; feel free to make any necessary additions if you feel the need to do so. This is simply a basic guide, nothing more."

Standing not too far from these posters is Ienzo himself, who appears to be carrying a small stack at the moment. He seems intent on spreading at least basic information.]

Comments

... no? darn .__.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

You wanna go now? I'm not doing much, but it's sort of a long way there. I can portal us there, but for some reason, I can't make one back.

Haha, I win? 8D

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

How long of a walk is it, Ri? I'm still not entirely sure...

you could have at least pretended to be intimidated ;o;

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*gives you a poke*

Some exercise won't kill you, bookworm.

Um. IN THAT CASE-- Aaaa?

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

[he shakes his head, but doesn't really squirm at the poke]

Believe me, Ri, I had plenty while making these maps. However, I'd still like to know the exact distance as well as a rough estimate of how long it would take to return by foot.

>:3 huhuhu~

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Fine fine. I think... it's maybe a 20-minute walk past the pinata room. If you don't get lost along the way.

...just you wait. I will steal your left shoe!

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

Is it fairly easy to get lost?

but i am not cinderella

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Uhm. I guess it is if you're not paying attention? Or if that weird hallways and its rooms fucks you up good?

Or ARE you?

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

Hm, well I doubt I'd get lost too easily. Besides, a close experience could prove to be intriguing enough.

:O! *runs away!*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

If you're sure. So do you want me to portal there?

I will chase and chase~~

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

If it isn't too much to ask, yes.

WELL I CAN'T RUN FAST I ONLY HAVE ONE SHOE

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*and portal to the freaky hallway goes here!*

BUT YOU CAN FIGHT DA POWA

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

[He's a bit hesitant, but slowly walks inside...

He'll probably be back relatively quick, really, since that hall is so terrifying.]

with my other shoe?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*well he's not letting you go alone, you might go crazy or something; he follows you through the portal but refuses to move from his spot in the hallway*

... go on then.

Yes, with the mighty show of justice

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

--Alright.

[well, here goes nothing. He'll start down the hall]

victoly~

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*will just wait here, while you look at rooms that come out of things painted by Escher, or Salvador Dali, or Picasso... maybe all three at once; it's maddening!*

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

[Maddening indeed... as he goes from room to room he can't help but stare... both bewildered and horrified. Should he even go into any of them?]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*if you do, Ri isn't gonna go in to haul you out again, just look in from the hallway; especially the room with a floating splash of water and some cats (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Salvador_Dali_A_(Dali_Atomicus)_09633u.jpg)*

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

...What in the world?

[floating water and cats, aaa]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

What're you looking at, Ienzo? Is it the clock room? I'm not going over there!

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

It appears to be a room with...cats. And floating water and chairs.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... are the cats alive? Wait. No! Maybe we don't wanna know. It could be a trap!

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

They appear to be, yes...

[he might be stepping closer to the door...]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*your funeral, dude*

Ienzo. What're you doing? Get away from there.

[radiantprodigy.livejournal.com]

[he just pokes his head in for a second before backing up]

...Perhaps that would be a good idea.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I told you it might be a trap!