this is halloween, everybody make a scene;

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

[The dressing room has a bad sense of humor, Larxene thinks. Having hair-antennae she can't cut off is bad enough normally, but they've been replaced with a real, twitching pair; huge (though sadly nonfunctional) insect wings adorn her back.

At least the black-and-yellow dress she's stuck in is comfortable, though considering the other main thing annoying her right now she'd rather it didn't cling so closely.

At least she gets candy.
Want to bug her? {mun is hit with a brick for the bad pun}]

Comments

[setzdelioncourt.livejournal.com]

Well aren't you an adorable little creature...

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

No.

[setzdelioncourt.livejournal.com]

Oh, Contre mon Cheri~

[He's just grinning at you. ]

[sparkylove-xii.livejournal.com]

[Hey at least you aren't in this (http://www.howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/FP-596003.jpg) get up. :|]

...Am I the only Larxene forced into a stupid whore outfit?

[Fiddles with the whip -which she can't put down too far away- and looks completely annoyed.]

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

[she's in no mood for this. blame hormones]

Is that all?

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Probably! I don't know, it might be better than being a bug. I can't even fly with these stupid things.

[setzdelioncourt.livejournal.com]

[How unfortunate. Setzer can't really be turned off once he starts going... ]

Your skin is soft and you scent alluring... Mm, and your eyes are captivating... Now, I believe that is all.

[sparkylove-xii.livejournal.com]

Yeah? And just look at this retarded hat. True I don't knock things over with wings, but at least you don't look like a hooker-cop.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

I'm taken.

[not that she'd normally regard herself as such- even though she's (to her unending disgust) having Axel's baby- but if it'll get this creeper off her back...]

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

I get enough insect comparisons without actually looking like one.

[setzdelioncourt.livejournal.com]

[Haha...clearly you've yet to meet him.]

And what a lucky lady she must be to have you...

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

She?

[setzdelioncourt.livejournal.com]

...You are a Lesbian right? You must be to deny me.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Noooo. Besides the fact that I already have a boyfriend, not to mention carrying his child, I simply don't go for men who'd rather jump straight to the sexual harassment before even telling me their name.

[setzdelioncourt.livejournal.com]

[Sexual harassment? The females here are so ridiculously picky... And people wonder why all the guys are gay... ]

Ah yes. My apologies. Setzer-Lestat De Lioncourt... And you, mon cheri?

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Larxene.

[setzdelioncourt.livejournal.com]

Ah...Larxene. Such a radiant name for such a radiant...bug.

[Said with love of course... ]

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

[she's had enough. smacking him across the face now D:]

[setzdelioncourt.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Ok ouch... But what's this? He's still smiling. ]

...And rather feisty to say the least. I like that.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

You just don't take a hint, do you?

[sparks.]

[setzdelioncourt.livejournal.com]

[Ooh, so she is a firefly then? ]

Calm yourself, mon Cheri. I thought humans were better equipped with some form of humor.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

I'm not human, and you're not funny.

[setzdelioncourt.livejournal.com]

Ah. Well clearly you aren't... You are a bug, yes?

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

You really don't know when to shut up, do you?

[warning zap~]

[setzdelioncourt.livejournal.com]

No? Then you must be one of those creatures without hearts?

[He's still smiling at you. ]