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baby, come say hello and get your drunk ass over here.

This makes me feel nostalgic.

[he glances down at himself, using the top of a police club to tip down his hat a little.]

I wish I could've been something cooler, though ...

[because damn, he was trying not to feel like a whore anymore.]

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[tilts head in confusion. He's dressed like this (http://www.dragonrain.com/gallery/artbook/Range-Murata/Range-1/1.jpg).] I don't think you look bad. At least you don't look like you stepped off the pages of an artbook. Like the hat though.

I think you look fine.

[says the stereotypical vampire.]

Nice one, Brown.

[Beelzie, however, looks like this (http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n164/Zerofiles/Demons%20and%20Angels/Belsin.jpg) for the Halloween costume, just with read hair and green eyes. Oh, and he still has those thick leather gloves on. Don't ask how]

Nice hat. ... thing.

[he's not even sure what to call it, but whatever it is, it sure looks silly.]

That's because 'you vant to suck my blood', right.

[smirks. cuuute, Roxas.]

[raises a brow at him.]

How come you get to be an awesome hellbeast and I'm stuck looking I looked about a year or two ago?

Could be worse.

[have a thirteen year old Namine in this (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/245780028_7f3896cf28.jpg?v=0), but with a hand axe instead of a basket, and her pretty white dress looks more than a little bloodspattered.]

Thank you. I'm not even sure why I'm dressed in all this leather. [wiggles slightly] Not my thing.

Well maybe I looked like this a year or two ago. [This... may or may not be sarcasm. It probably is]

Looks like it'll pinch if you move wrong.

[raises a brow.]

Did you have a harem, too?

[he'll play either way, but he's got his own little sarcastic note to his tone.]

It could.

[he figures it's nothing to be disgusted about. in fact, he thinks it's cute.]

So what're you, just a killer little girl?

[smiles sweetly.]

I'm Little Red Riding Hood, of course.

[chuckles.]

I don't know. Will that get me arrested?

Someone had a harem? Damn, I missed the benefits package then.

It just seems like an outfit that'd get the ladies.

[approaches him, reaching out to touch one of those wings.]

I guess that wolf isn't eating anyone's grandmother as long as you're around.

[ouchie. he'd hate to take that role.]

You'd like that too much.

[gives him a catty grin.]

I had the wolf with me.

[tilts her head, looking ridiculously innocent.]

But I figured carrying around a giant decapitated wolf's head might be a little unnerving for some people to see.

... especially the younger kids. A lot of people can't handle that stuff.

[once you enter the porn industry, nothing fazes you.]

Working in horror movies kind of gets rid of that.

[grins in amusement.]

[The thing flaps -- like some of the other costumes, it's quite real, and it's a bit of reflex to retract a wing about to be poked]

Aw, c'mon. Don't be greedy.

Hey man, that's a prime sin right there. [Even so, he'll even crouch a little to let this guy touch'em. Leathery and... warm to the touch. Exceptionally warm, actually, like 'might surprise you from how warm it is' warm]

[he is pretty surprised, but it doesn't stop him from touching.]

Aren't you hot?

[gee, y'think?]

[Snicker, as this seems to be some sorta inside joke] Only the hottest guy on Earth.

[pinches at one of the wing's joints with a huff.]

Always leaving me in the dust, Beelzie.

Well then, officer, I'm gunna plead the fifth from here on out... [Grin, and then--] Except for one question. Name it, it's a freebe.

A freebie, huh? Let me think ...

[and while he contemplates the worth of everything he wants to ask, he'll spend his time tracing his finger along those intricate patterns on the outsides of his wings, intrigued.]

What .. no. Why..

[this shouldn't be as hard as it is, but then he just blabs something out.]

Are you immortal?

I wasn't born it. [Vague. It's an answer, it's the truth, but it's vague. This probably implies he is now, but it might not. Even so. He gives a kinda... odd expression for a moment before it turns into a smirk. So there might be some truth to it]

Ah.

[lets his hand drop. well.. at least he knows something now, but that'll probably gnaw at him until he's within the very last seconds of consciousness in bed.]

And I'll let one more if you give me your history in a nutshell. We'll call it a trade.

My history in a nutshell? ... well.

[time to find a wall and lean back, because even in a nutshell it's pretty wordy.]

I was always the kid no one thought would do anything wrong. I was everyone's friend and I did my own thing at the same time. That ... lasted up until I got into high school. Everything seemed easy until then, and that's how it is for everyone, but I got so ... wound up in life that I made a lot of bad choices in the end.

By the closing of sophomore year, I was known as the school bicycle. It wasn't necessarily bad, I was still an awesome friend according to a lot of people, but I was just.. addicted to sex. I couldn't get enough of it. I was a party animal and I somehow crawled up the popularity scale party after party. When I hit senior year, I met up with a boy I used to know. Riku. He was already in the porno business and we.. sort of had a fling. That's how I earned my way into being a porn star.

I was in business for about ... a year. I met a lot of the people I see here that way, aaand then I appeared here and things started to fall apart.

Remember kids - don't fuck too much, or your might end up nymphos. Beats me though. [A very, very strange look indeed crosses his face for a moment... and then he smirks like usual again]

I'd ask what fall apart means, but most trips have a crash anyway. You're up Brown, shoot well.

I guess fall apart in a good way. Sometimes I fool around, but I haven't gotten 'down and dirty' with anyone since my Riku ... basically had sex with a god version of himself.

[chews on the inside of his cheek.]

What.. made you immortal?

You know I'm not sure if it's because of my dad -- well one of my days. [Snicker. There's a joke there or something] Or because of something [Note this isn't a 'oh, something' something, this is a something, as in a specific action] I did. I've been wondering about that one for a while.

Huh ... well. It sure sounds like you lead a life much more interesting than mine ever was. I bet it's pretty boring here for you, huh?

Nah, I've got folks to talk to, so it's a good trip.

Yeah. My Roxas is around here, and I talk to you, but that's about it.

Last time I saw my Riku, I was naked and covered in fruit.

I'm seeing a whole bunch of people here and I don't know any of them. Keeps it interesting.

[walks over uncomfortably, hands on his hips. wtf is his hat (http://www.buycostumes.com/Twister-Adult/21947/ProductDetail.aspx)?.]

Better than this thing.

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