This is not my idea of "finny fun."

[gaymermanheart.livejournal.com]

[If someone were to be walking by a particular bathroom, they'd hear a sudden SPLASH! It will be followed by some creative cursing which involves no actual swear words. On the off-chance that the person who filled the bathtub this particular Sora fell into is still there, there's a merman in your water. He's kind of upset, he's supposed to be human but lo and behold, there's his tail. He doesn't notice, because he's too busy staring at his tail.]

Unfair! I thought it was supposed to be permanent and permanent usually means not changing back! That seawitch isn't even worth the kelp she makes her bed from, this is not funny.

[ooc: Um. This should explain. Don't eat me. I'm not tasty.]

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[seasides]

[peeks into the bathroom. first thought: talking? second thought: Sora in a tub. third thought: loltail.]

You alright?

[gaymermanheart.livejournal.com]

[looks up, is that his sister? As a guy? He must be dreaming.]

. . . Abovesea is a lot weirder than I thought.

[real-witch.livejournal.com]

[Merpeople aren't supposed to to look like that. Gryffindor!Namine will be staring, k thx, wand held. She was cleaning up a cauldron she had used.]

[seasides]

Actually, this isn't uh... well, it is above sea-level, I'd assume, but it's not your world.

[steps into the bathroom, leaning against the wall.]

[gaymermanheart.livejournal.com]

[Oh, hello there Seawitch without a tail. Mer!Sora is staring back at you.]

. . . Are you related to the Seawitch?

[real-witch.livejournal.com]

I'm a witch, but I don't live in the sea.

[gaymermanheart.livejournal.com]

Well of course it's not my world! If it was my world, you'd have a tail! And you'd sing!

[moves himself so his elbows are resting on the edge of the tub]

[gaymermanheart.livejournal.com]

Is that a you don't live in the sea now or you've never lived in the sea kind of I don't live in the sea?

[wearesotwins.livejournal.com]

[...peeks in, um. hi this looks remarkably like a Riku with boobs.]

You okay?

Oh god the use of that line is not intentional I swear.

[seasides]

Well I mean- "abovesea" would technically be part of your world, because you can still get to it if you leave the water, right? This place isn't like that.

[gaymermanheart.livejournal.com]

[tilts head, flips over and looks at you upsidedown]

I didn't know the Prince had a sister.

[real-witch.livejournal.com]

...what?

I've never lived in the sea. Closest giant body of water I've ever been near to is the Black Lake, and even then, I don't like it. I can't swim.

[wearesotwins.livejournal.com]

...Prince?

[djksd that is an amusing mental image.]

How come I don't believe you?

[gaymermanheart.livejournal.com]

[tilts head, is not really getting this]

So I'm not in my abovesea, but I am in an abovesea. How does that work?

[gaymermanheart.livejournal.com]

I was wondering if you used to be merfolk. But I guess not.

[sigh] No chance you could turn me into a human?

[gaymermanheart.livejournal.com]

[still looking at you upsidedown]

Yeah, the Prince of abovesea.

I typed it out and then I went WAIT A SEC

[seasides]

This place brings people in at random with magic. Everyone who's here got pulled here against their will.

[scratches his cheek.]

Think of it like a giant trap or something. Except there's no way out of the trap.

[real-witch.livejournal.com]

I never really tried thinking of ways to breathe underwater. Or vice versa. Gillyweed is all I know. Do you need to be somewhere where there's a larger body of water? There's a makeshift ocean around here.

[sexual.livejournal.com]

[SEXHANDS AND GAY MERMEN. beer all around.]

... what?

[gaymermanheart.livejournal.com]

[opens his mouth like he's going to speak, closes it and stares for a second before covering his face with his hands]

I'm going to be stuck in here forever . . . And I'm not even human!

[wearesotwins.livejournal.com]

[...snicker.]

The thought of her being a prince is pretty weird.

[...yes, she just called Riku a she.]

[gaymermanheart.livejournal.com]

That would be nice? I mean. This is kind of boring, it's all white and shallow!

Are there fish in this place's sea?

[gaymermanheart.livejournal.com]

[Tilts head, blinks. Rubs eyes and squints.]

. . . Hello?

I'M SO SORRY IT HAD TO BE DONE

[real-witch.livejournal.com]

[points her wand at the tub's legs. they start walking on their own. leads the way]

I think so. People eat fish around here, so don't be surprised. But I'm not really keen on eating them. Fish are friends, not food.

[sexual.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've seen a fish-butt before. Are you new?

[just going to flop beside the bathtub despite some of that water getting all over his pants.]