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[Xigbar, for once, was in a pretty good mood. What? Drunk? No, not at all. He was sort of excited about the little 'private' lesson he had set up for someone special.

He had told him to meet him in the garden, where they had there first date, seeing as that it had the most space. Or rather, the most space that Xigbar knew of.

So there he was waiting by the lake for his 'student' to arrive. ]

((ooc: Ok, this is a closed log with wholenineyards <3))

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Hey Cyclops, expecting someone?

[Was it bad that he was sort of digging that nickname? Either way, he just grinned and turned to him. ]

Hello yourself. I trust you're locked, loaded, and ready to shoot.

Ready and waiting. What's first up on the agenda?

First things first, get rid of those sissy guns. [ He was of course referring to his 'derringers'. ]

You may not know this, but those guns are commonly used by chicks... You aren't a chick, are you? [Which even if he was, he'd still tap that. ]

Listen, I didn't agree to this so you could rag on me for what I carry as backup.

Well back up or not, today i am going to show you how to use a real gun. [ He unzipped his coat, and began digging through his pants. A few seconds later he pulled out a gun, though it was not like his own. It was more of a hobby fun, really. But he trusted Demyx with it. ]

Ok ok, i'm sorry i insulted your cute little derringers, but here, just give this one a shot. You might like it~ [A small grin as he handed it to him. It was a simple 9mm. ]

Come on...just hold it, give it a chance, yeah?

I know how to handle firearms. I was expecting to be taught how to get better at it.

The reason I kept emphazing the Derringers are for backup is because they're not the only things I have on me.

Well then you should have said so~ [ He still wants him to take it anyway... Think of it as an instructional tool. ]

Remind me to take a look at your gun after we finish... I bet it's real nice. [ Ok, Xigbar. Focus. ]

Right, well that gun there, my gun, his name is Little Xiggy, and he will serve you well. Now you see that apple way over there hanging on that tree... Hit it.

[Don't worry, he had a point to this, promise. ]

Man, where do you get off telling me Derringers are for girls when you give your gun the queerest name in the world?

Hey...Don't talk about Little Xiggy. He's sensitive... Each weapon has it's own personality...which in little Xiggy's case, he tends to shoot off a little early from time to time... [ You know, he really wasn't trying that time. But every time he caught himself in some sort of sexually related phrases, he wanted to slap himself in the face. He was trying to impress Demyx, not scare him away.

FOCUS... ]

All right. Well, you hit it. Congratulations. But if that apple was armed, it likely would have killed you all ready. Now if i may~ [ He circled behind Demyx, and lightly placed his arms around his, helping him aim. ]

Now i don't know if you noticed, but i only have one eye. [duh... ] Meaning, i can't always trust my own sight... So i shoot with instinct. Try not to aim, just hit it.

Ah, shit.

All right, hold on... [ This time, Xigbar aimed for him, his hands somewhat laced with Demyx's, and he held him still. ]

Another tip, hold your breath. You don't need to breathe when your shooting. It's unnecessary movement, not to mention, it gives you more of a rush...

While this is all good to know, there's a bit of a problem here, I think. I have to do all this while running. I can't just sit around and wait for Sora to make Swiss cheese out of me.

Hehe, good job. But since you bring it up, that leads me to my next lesson. [ He slowly moved away from him, grinning. ]

This is where the real fun comes in. I want you to shoot me... [Or perhaps he should have said try to shoot him. He wasn't going to make this easy. ]

Come on... Don't be afraid of hurting me... Trust me, i can take it.

[Of course he wasn't just going to sit there and let him shoot him... He just sort of leaned to the side, letting the bullet brush right pass him. He then suddenly disappeared. Where did he go? Ah, there he was, behind him. ]

You are going to have a hell of a time trying to shoot me moving that slow, kid. [He poked him in the back of the head, and once again he was gone. He was actually in the tree, where the apple was, and now, he was waiting for Demyx to shoot. Moving targets are always more fun. ]

So is the point of this for you to just be as annoying as possible until I get fed up with you?

Hehe... A little bit. Stop trying to shoot me, and just shoot me. [And where is he now? Well, he once again behind Demyx, followed by a firm slap on the ass, and once again, he was gone. ]

You have to use your third eye if you want to shoot a target you can't really see~

Asshole!

[ The moment he felt that sting in his chest, oddly enough where his heart would be. But he grinned...er... actually, he yelped a bit, then grinned. His powers all seemed to give out, and he fell right to the ground. ]

S-See...that wasn't so h-hard was it? [ He chuckled a bit, clutching his chest...o-ow... ]

((ooc:i was trying NOT to say it XD <3))

Aaaaaaaahhh, Christ.

[ Aww. Look, it looks like he ca-... Oh wait, this Demyx could care, can't he? This Demyx had a heart. It was sort of nice to have someone rush to his side when he was hurt rather than saying 'Get off your lazy ass, II.'... ]

D-Don't worry, i'm cool. I've been shot many times... Normally by me. Haha...o-ow.... Hehe, good thing i don't have a heart, huh? Otherwise, i'd be dead right now. Good shot, kid.

Augh. Fucking idiot.

He removed his hand from his chest, but it didn't bleed. It just sort of released a blackish purplish smoke from where the bullet had hit him. It was lodge in his chest, but he could get it out... ]

Hehe... Yea, i get that a lot. [He tried digging into the wound with his fingers to at least get the bullet out, and he did...and it hurt. ]

...ouch.

Did you even think this through before we started?

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