Dude...Where's the castle?

[oneeyeddude.livejournal.com]

[He was walking, talking, and taking a long drag from a 'cigarette'. Ok, maybe it wasn't a cigarette. It was a very 'special' illegal in some places cigarette. But regardless, he was feeling preeeetty nice. So nice, that one moment he was walking down the hall talking to Xaldin, and then next he was here! ]

Dude... Am i tripping out?

[Well...yes, he was. Obviously. So no problem. He just sat down on that couch that he has never seen before.]

...Wait, where's Xaldin? 

[Maybe he wasn't talking to Xaldin. Maybe he was just talking to himself. Shit, he was confused. But why question it? Home was where the couch was tonight. Seemed quiet and clean enough... Well, for now anyways.

He sprawled out a bit, taking yet another long drag and blew the smoke into the air. He laughed a bit...at what? He didn't know. Maybe smoke was funny?]

Man... i am trashed...

Comments

[feralnumbervii.livejournal.com]

[He smelled something... And with his sensitive nose, it was the most disgusting of smells. It made Saix gag a bit, but of course, being the smart 'dog' he was, he followed it. Curious of what it could be...

He walked into the room, cocking his head at the figure on the couch. He looked familiar...]

..?

[oneeyeddude.livejournal.com]

[Yeeeeah, Xigbar must have been pretty fucked up. Because he could have sworn he was looking at a Saix.]

Heeey buuuddy. What are you doing here? Superior accidentally let go of the leash or did he finally drive up the street and 'let you free'? [He laughed, taking another puff and rolling off the side of the couch onto the ground. He was now able to see Saix a lot better...yeeah, all 3 of them...]

Naaw, i'm just playing with you~

[feralnumbervii.livejournal.com]

...?

[Saix had no idea what he was talking about. But he did mention the Superior... Perhaps this was Xigbar? The one his Master consulted with many times in the past... Why was he so smelly?

He walked over to the man on the ground, sniffing him cautiously. But as soon as he inhaled, it nearly made his head spin. Saix gagged and backed away.]

Xigbar...bad!

[oneeyeddude.livejournal.com]

[He just laughed... Wasn't sure what was funny though...hmm...]

Wha~? Ooh... Come on, a little never hurt anyone, right? [He rolled onto his stomach and waved the blunt in his face.]

If you're a good boy, maybe i'll share. [He just laughed again reaching over and petting one of the Saix's...wait no, nevermind, there was just one Saix. Ok. Petting that one Saix.]

[feralnumbervii.livejournal.com]

[Saix began growling lowly. Pettings were nice, but he wasn't so sure he was enjoying this person's petting. They were sloppy... and he smelled bad. But the thought of biting this man repelled Saix. The smell was simply too foul. And the source of it seemed to be that little rolled up paper in his hand.

Saix sort of began reaching for it, and once he had a hold of it he took off. He had to find a place to dispose of this horribly smelling thing.]

[oneeyeddude.livejournal.com]

[Xigbar wasn't even aware Saix was growling... He just kept poking and petting in the general direction of Saix until he attempted to take a nother puff, and realized his pot was gone. He thought maybe he was just tripping again, but nope, it was gone!

He rolled back onto his feet wobbling a bit and say Saix taking off. Damn it.]

Hey dude! Bring back my banono! [Gees, want a selfish ass. He said he would share. But that was his last one! Xigbar started after him, nearly running into every other wall. Apparently his legs weren't working so well, and having half of his vision gone didn't help much either.]

[feralnumbervii.livejournal.com]

[Saix simply ran faster. He found a room. It was a bathroom it would seem. And there he threw the smelly thing in the toilet. It made a faint 'hiss' sound before the dull light on the tip faded... The smell was already beginning to diminish.

He then stood in front of the toilet, growling towards the door. He assumed the other was chasing him. And he was ready to fight him if he needed to.]

[oneeyeddude.livejournal.com]

[It took a while, but eventually Xigbar caught up, turning into the restroom. There he saw the growling Saix...but his precious dubbie, gone.]

No dude! Come oooon! That was my last one! [He was throwing a small childish fit as he dropped to his knees. Where the hell was he going to find more? Especially since he wasn't at the castle... Dude, where was he anyway?

But just as quickly as he fit began, his face began somewhat serious. Saix or not, he was going to pay.]

You stole from the wrong dude, dude. [Dude...that was a lot of dudes... Focus! Suddenly one of his guns appeared, pointed towards the other, finger on the trigger...]

[feralnumbervii.livejournal.com]

[Saix's eyes began glowing, nearly illuminating the poorly lighted room. He bared his teeth with a deep snarl... He did not at all seemed threatened by that contraption he was holding. He simply snapped his teeth, threatening to lunge forward.]

[oneeyeddude.livejournal.com]

[Whoa...Ok, yea, Xigbar was high. But not high enough to go head on with this...Saix? Wait a minute. There was something a little strange about this Saix, now was there?]

Shit- [Xigbar raised his hands defensively.]

All right...see, i was just playing Saix. No need to go apeshit on me.

[He didn't wait around to find out if this Saix could even understand him. But running wouldn't haven't helped either. So he did was he did best and simply disappeared!]

...Live to smoke another day!

[feralnumbervii.livejournal.com]

[Saix had just pounced before the other disappeared. He spun in a circle, making sure he wasn't behind him, and then quickly sniffed the air... He was gone.

Saix seemed very annoyed by this... But once the annoyance was taken out of his simple minded line of sight, he sort of forgot what he was doing. So he left the bathroom, and continued about his business...]