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[someone's so frustrated with this latest event that she's just stomping out of a room, quickly followed by-- herself? Definitely not. Her Gemini is right on her heels, blonde and wearing makeup, a short skirt, and a low-cut top. They don't seem to be getting along.]

Get lost.

Oh come on! Smile for once! You don't have to throw such a fit.

[[ooc: This is her shirt - kinda NSFW.]]

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Maybe we can set up a cage match. And nah, she didn't but it seemed close. Not like I couldn't wipe the floor with her at this stage, but... ugh.

*massaging his forehead too because Rikus can be overwhelming*

She barely even flinched when I told her about the cannibal who ate Sora. Cold.

I'm surprised she didn't. You should've punched her anyway-- Wait. Someone ate a Sora?

I just fucked with her head a bit. It lasts longer than a bruise.

*then he nods, looking a bit disgusted*

There's a Saix who showed up who's a cannibal. I'm... pretty sure he's eaten more than one Sora. This is almost worse than the nagas.

You should've done both, then.

[that thought makes her eyes narrow, but she looks a little sick, too.]

Sounds like a blast. Tell me someone's killed him by now.

I know a Riku called him out, since one of the Soras that got eaten was his boyfriend. I don't know what happened though. I'm just keeping an eye out to avoid all the Saixes if I can.

*lol it's so fun to gossip about what's going on*

Don't blame you, it's Saix. I don't think I've talked to one since I got here.

[of course it is, but now Riku's going to be following her Sora around like a hawk.]

Me either. I try to avoid... pretty much everyone in the Organization, really. But I know an Ienzo, and a nice Vexen. Oh, and that Demyx who's a naga.

*Ri is keeping an eye on the kids as well as his Sora >.>*

I talked to that Demyx once. The naga. He didn't seem too bad. But he's not a Nobody, and neither is Ienzo.

[protective bodyguards band together?]

Yeah, Demyx is pretty interesting! It's fun to talk to him. He's totally okay and doesn't, you know, eat people the way the other nagas do. And for some reason, I keep having to give Ienzo relationship advice.

*maybe they should start a club and have meetings*

I haven't managed to talk to any other nagas, but that's good. ...Why are you giving him relationship advice, Ri?

[it would be amazing and Riku would never talk.]

Well, he's the Ienzo who got with a Kairi. It's kinda cute in a weird way. But even though he has a Heart he's all... he's a complete loser. I mean, he doesn't know anything at all about relationships or sex or anything. He seems to think I know everything, but I told him about Oprah.

*Ri could talk enough for the both of them*

[...makes a slight face, then rolls her eyes.]

Don't be a jerk. If he's with someone now, then what does it matter if he doesn't know anything about relationships? He'll probably learn.

[that is true.]

I wasn't being a jerk! He wasn't with her before, and I was trying to help him figure out if he liked her as more than a friend.

*they could have topics like: 'When your protective watching becomes stalking and how to stop'*

If they're together now, then it sounds like he did.

[...now she's trying to imagine that kind of pair; it's not easy. also, that would be a helpful topic.]

Yeah. And I got to be all proud and stuff. Though, I guess getting locked in a closet with her really sped things up.

*they're kinda nerdy together, it's cute in a weird way; there could be a different topic every week!*

[blank stare.]

You locked them in a closet?

[yeah, knowing Kai, and since her Zexion was female, she can't really imagine it.]

*flails!*

I didn't lock them in the closet! The kids did during the slumber party. I just... found out about it after the actual locking and. Uhm. Didn't let them out again. But I managed to get my little brother Roxas to un-keyblade the door before all the kids went to bed! I wasn't gonna let them sleep in the closet all night.

*the miracle of alternate worlds*

... No wonder I didn't see them there. That's nice of you.

[but shhh, she's a little amused by that, more now that she knows Ri wasn't the one behind it.]

Well, I sorta got stuck with the babysitting duty while they were locked in. I'm just lucky most of the kids like me. And believe me, they really wanted to keep them there all night.

*he's not that cruel; spin the bottle, yes*

They're lucky they let them out, then. Would you have left them there if the kids hadn't unlocked them?

[oh, that would'qve went over well.]

Oh, no way. I was pretty insistent on it. I would've tried to bust the door myself to get around the keyblade-locking if I had to.

*it would've been fun!*

Good, but... I wonder if that's possible.

[suuuure it would've.]

Hmmm... maybe? If I couldn't get through the door, I sure as hell could get through the wall.

*maybe if they were drunk*

Why can I see you bursting through a wall?

[...lol what, how would that happen.]

I bet I totally could do it if I wanted to!

*gets huffy because he thinks you think he can't do it; and also maybe the water in the DR got spiked or something*

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fsdfgh I lol'd

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