you're so naive, but it comes off so cute;

[awakingalone.livejournal.com]

[he's found himself in the kitchen. When you don't need sleep, all you really can do is wander aimlessly. So he's sitting at a table, picking through miscellaneous food items slowly. He's never needed food before, but he's seen that people digest it so it's worth trying out.

...too bad he doesn't know you have to chew it first. Please excuse him as he forces various (luckily smaller) things down his throat, choking every so often]