Malady of Kings and Madmen

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[a corner of the room darkens, and from nowhere, an organ sprouts out of the floor and begins playing a somber dirge]

[there is a whir of machinery, and Lord Secks of Castle Midnight Moon Raven McGee rises slowly out of the floor, arms crossed over his chest, head tilted towards the heavens]

Black Bliss, wrought by the lady of the eve, shine forth upon thy servant and sing to the night and the naught.

[he flings his arms out, making his cape go SWOOSH behind him]

HEAR ME, O DENIZENS OF THIS FOUL ROOM! TONIGHT, YOU SHALL HEAR THE SOUNDS OF MY PLAYING AND-

[the organ abruptly stops]

Playing? Melodies? Um... crap. Let me start over.

[resets his rising apparatus, climbs back into the floor, the organ starts up again, lather rinse repeat]

HEAR ME, O DENIZENS OF THIS FOUL ROOM! TONIGHT, YOU SHALL HEAR THE ECHOS OF MY DARKENED SOUL REVERBERATING, AND YOU SHALL LIKE IT!

[and sits down and starts playing a very overwrought Organ version of "Nemo" by Nightwish]