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[whatajerkoff.livejournal.com]

[if he doesn't do something soon, he's going to lose it.]

..twenty questions. Go.

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[dedarkfully.livejournal.com]

[cringe.]

Who in their right mind cohorts around with females.

[whatajerkoff.livejournal.com]

[not surprising.]

Hardly anyone here, it seems.

[dedarkfully.livejournal.com]

With their whiny voices and breakable bodies, I don't see why anyone should.

[sniff.]

[whatajerkoff.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised how flexible some of them are.

[..not that he really cares.]

[dedarkfully.livejournal.com]

[g-grossed out expression goes here.]

Yeah, and so am I but I don't want to know what you've seen.

[whatajerkoff.livejournal.com]

Probably more than you could ever guess.

[and he didn't enjoy it either. besides, his knowledge is based on visuals, not experience.]

[dedarkfully.livejournal.com]

Get a new hobby.

[hands cup over his own slim hips.]

[whatajerkoff.livejournal.com]

I can't help what I see at my job.

[dedarkfully.livejournal.com]

It's your job to deal with whiny bitches?

[you call that a job? more like hell on earth.]

[whatajerkoff.livejournal.com]

It's my job to screw around with other guys so fat, ugly, horny bastards can sit at home and get their rocks off in front of their computer.

[shrug]

Sometimes the other shoots run over, and I'm just lucky enough to show up early and catch a glimpse.

[/sarcasm.]

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[dedarkfully.livejournal.com]

How do you survive.

[a mix of confusion and disgust masks his face.]

[whatajerkoff.livejournal.com]

I'm also superman.

[dedarkfully.livejournal.com]

[... eyes narrow.]