[There's a Yuffie coming into the dressing room, via a mirror.]
Hmm. Well, this isn't the other side of the mirror. But it's so very entertaining all the same. I've been watching you all. So much drama, so much angst~ You guys could give Linda a run for her money. Hell, even the mansion residents aren't as bad as you guys, just twice as silly and a lot less self-sacrificing.
Let's stir things up a bit, shall we? [With that, she grins in a very not-nice way, hooks her thumbs into her pockets, rocks on her heels, and begins to sing, almost mockingly.]
Move out the way when I'm passing through.
I got heads to the front and the back of you.
I got the world in my hands you can have it, too.
I got two middle fingers and they're pointing at you.
I'm the messiah, I'm anti-celebrity,
I'm anti-war like John Lennon in the seventies.
Dead celebs the movement, you're the students.
It's time to change the world kids.
Here's the blueprint.
Something smells like teen spirit,
like the ghost of Kurt Cobain wrote these lyrics,
and forced America to listen,
with a million angry misfits screaming "fuck the system!".
I'm the pain in Axle Rose's diary.
That's why you know the type of destruction that lives inside of me.
I'm not your typical lyricist.
Acting gangster and selling on appearances.
They need to take a musicology class,
so thank God the prince has finally come back.
To save us from the wack sideshow.
I'm the anti american teen idol.
(ooc: Say hello to Mirror!Yuffie, who normally is very lazy in the mirror world. Here, she'll be a bit less lazy, causing mischief. Just don't invade her pillow port without invitation, you might get hurt. XD]