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[Nomura is, for once, not yelling or freaking out. In fact, he's totally relaxed on one of the couches in the living room, watch the Sues and alternates and clones walking around with passive interest. Sometimes he asks them to tell him their backstory. He's usually prone to loud noises and strange proclamations, but today he's having civil conversations, albeit in his usual broken english. Remember when people ask what Nomura was smoking to make these games? Well, now you can see firsthand. He's totally stoned.]

You know, many happenings of things are occurring here since I arrive very long ago, but as long as some days are being like this, it is not a matter to me.

AND SO

14 Nov 2008 01:03 pm
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So many people fighting, running around and things being on fire !!!

This cannot be !! No more continuing of this destructiveness !

[wait for it.... waaaaait for it...]

I PRESENT TO DRESSING WORLD....

[unveils colossal stone doorway that might be familiar...]

THE NOMURARENA !!!!!

[it's like the olympus coliseum, but instead of phil you get NOMURA. and there will be tournaments you can join in whenever you like. like KH2, there will be random nobodies and heartless and you get matched up with some familiar faces... you have to keep your eyes on the prizes. (potions, cake, big shiny trophies, whatever. :D) also, aren't nomura's puns amazing? what a genius he is.

feel free to use it whenever and just assume nomura enters you, etc. if you're particularly powerful there is a place to register yourself as a "special challenge", and people will challenge you alone. you get no prizes for that!]


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NO ONE LIKED MY SCHOOL?!!

I SHOULD GIVE UP! QUIT MY JOB! I CAN NEVER BE THE GAME DESIGNER SLASH GOD SLASH FASHIONABLE REND SETTER THAT YOU ARE WANTING !!

OH, THE PAIN OF REJECTEDNESS!!


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SO, MUCH NORMAL THINGS HAPPENING IS NOT EXCITING !!

[cracks godly knuckles in preparation, and unveils a large metal double door. where does it lead?

WHY, TO AN ENTIRE EMPTY HIGH SCHOOL. the classrooms! the Destiny Town schoolbooks, the cafeteria, the art room, the gym, the playground which has a cage around so you can't escape! and of course, the vending machines dispense potions, ethers, and the like. Nomura has a little trophy cabinet commemorating-- Gackt! not himself, surprisingly. he opens the door wide, and there's a BIG NEON FUCKING SIGN OVER THE ENTRANCE saying KINGDOM HIGH]

KINGDOM HIGH SCHOOL!

CHILDREN  ARE FUTURE, YES? TEACH LOTS, BECOME VERY WISE !!


[if you have any questions about what other utilities the new addition has, feel free to ask. there's only one entrance to the school section. oh, there's also a daycare 8D FOR THE KIDS TO PLAY IN TOGETHER]

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[now you may wonder what nomura's been up to. oh, he's beaten repliku up with a steamroller and conquered sanity with ZA WARUDO!! but that's just not a big enough impression. ever since those geminis stuck around he's been so unsure how next to woo his loving creations who aren't so loving. (to him anyways) and then it hits him--

Fruit costumes.]

I AM VERY HAPPY TO SEE PROSPER OF MANY THINGS AMONG DRESSING WORLD !

MY NEW PROJECT REQUIRE DRASTIC ACTION. YOU SHALL BE WITNESS PEOPLE TO CHANGE, BUT NO WORRY ! IT WILL BECOME OBVIOUSNESS SOON.

[everyone in the dr may or may not wake up to discover they are in fact dressed in fruit costumes, LIKE THIS.]

[COMPLETELY OPTIONAL BTW. your character will fnd there are no zippers. so they have to tear it off, cut it open, or otherwise. FOR LULZ.]


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I MUST CLEANSE THIS DIMENSION, FOR IT IS RIPE WITH CHAOS AND UNREST !!

ALL CHAOS CEASING MUST COMMENCE QUICKLY !!

ZA WARUDO!!!



[drops a steamroller into the middle of the dressing room, laughing like minamimoto, and utters a terrible screech]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!


[this one will definitely require an explanation.]

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- REVERSE | REBIRTH -

I NOW UNLOCKED SECRET LEVEL WITH SECOND PLAYABLE CHARACTERS !! AND NOW--

[a kind looking clone of nomura with white hair taps him on the shoulder]

Sir, you're being quite loud. I am sure those wacky Americans and such can hear you fine...

NONSENSE, STRANGE MIRROR!PERSON.

I MUST ANNOUNCE ! I ANNOUNCE THINGS !! IT IS BEING MY JOB.

SO YES, ALL OF YOU ARE GETTING NEW SECRET GEMINI CHARACTER WHO FOLLOW YOU AROUND AND IS OPPOSITE OF YOU.

HAVING FUN NOW, YES?

dear tifa

6 Aug 2008 12:46 pm
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I LOVE YOU, TIFA LOCKHART

MARRYING ME, YES?
[HAS SET UP THE MOST EXTRAVAGANT, FANTASTIC STAGE AND FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS YOU CAN IMAGINE, WITH SHOOPUFS AND HEARTLESS BEST MEN AND DANCERS FOR BEST WOMEN. HE HAS AN ORCHESTRA PLAYING TIFA'S THEME IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE HE STANDS PROUDLY IN THE NICEST BLACK SUIT EVER. IGNORE THE SWORD ON HIS BACK, IT'S JUST FOR DECORATION!]
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SO, DRESSING PEOPLE !!

BECAUSE OF GLITCH IN BETA OF NEW KINGDOM HEARTS GAME, WE HAVE LOST VOLUME CONTROL FEATURES!

UNFORTUNATELY, THIS TAKE ONE OR TWO DAY TO WORK OUT PROBLEM. SQUARE ENIX APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR THIS.


[bows]

YOU MAY FIND THAT YOUR VOICE RANGE WILDLY FROM WHISPERING TO SCREAMING, MOST LIKELY IN EMBARRASSING PLACE AND MOMENT WHEN SEX HAPPENING PERHAPS, OR WORSE. YOU SEEM TO DO MUCH OF THIS LATELY !!

SINCERELY GODLY APOLOGIES,

TETSUYA NOMURA~

[You heard the man. All your characters can do is whisper almost inaudibly or SCREAM REALLY LOUDLY. And as a bonus, your inner monologues will suddenly become outer monologues. HAVING CAPSLOCKING YOUR MOST SECRET THOUGHTS! ♥]
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AND NOW, COMING SOON IS NEW PROJECT OF SQUARE ENIX COMPANY!

KINGDOM HARD-ON! ♥

[OKAY SO EVERY POST SHOULD NOW BE LIKE A HANDHELD DATING SIM, WHERE YOU TRY TO WIN OVER A PARTICULAR CHARACTER WITH SEVERAL OPTIONS. LIKE THIS.]

[so an example of a thread/post would be like this.]

[HAYNER AND SEIFER? 8D]

[OKAY HAVE FUN GUYS. IDK. :D OH AND BONUS POINTS FOR CROSSING THIS WITH THE ARROW EVENT]
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I NOW PRESENT TO DRESSING WORLD;

~*KINGDOM KARTS!*~

[METAL FLOOR/CEILING WITH BUMPER CARS EVERYWHERE. THE ONLY PLACES YOU CAN HIDE ARE YOUR BEDROOM, THE POOL, THE GARDEN, AND THE GAMEROOM. EVERYWHERE ELSE IS PRIME COLLISION TERRITORY. THIS EVENT LASTS TWO DAYS, AND ENDS TUESDAY NIGHT. ]
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I am very disappointed in room of dressing.

Where is dynamic struggles? Where is beautiful plot? You have torn away very being of heart for me !

You take my script and make it into very small pieces among winds !!

WHY MUST NOMURA ENDURE SUCH CRUEL JOKE OF FATES ??

THE MARY SUE DRAWINGS, AND INSERTS-OF-SELF !! IT IS TOO MUCH, MAKE MY EYES GLAZE AND MY HEART BEAT SADLY

I DID NOT EVEN MAKE DISNEY. YOU TAUNT ME SO, WITH YOUR COPYRIGHT LAWS FROM BEYOND YOUR ICY GRAVE, WALT OF DISNEY !!

[ILU JASPER, YOU ARE AMAZING. ALSO, THANK YOU TO [profile] pumpkin_bomb FOR THE PAID TIME HOLY SHIT GHSDJKGSDKLDG]
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NEED ATTN, ROOM OF HEART DRESSING!

I NOW ANNOUNCE: ZIPPERS AND BELTS!

[EVERYONE'S COSTUMES NOW HAVE MORE ZIPPERS AND BELTS IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE PLACE! GOOD LUCK GETTING THEM OFF TO FUCK SLEEP AND SHOWER. THIS LASTS LIKE. TODAY.]
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NOW WE ARE ANNOUNCING OF NEW PROJECT !!

KINGDOMU HEARTSU SREE!

We introduce many new character !

Namine meet her mother, and who turn out to be daughter of Luxord !

New worlds base on Pixar, like Monster Incorp and Toy Story !!


Sora and friend return to Island and discover secret orb that control universe, and then we add more bad cameos to sell more copy!

It going to be amazing, you watch trailer! Very impressive! Graphics are better, now character has more belts since we have stronger machine!

[plays long vague trailer involving the chasers running, saying things in japanese, and other random bits that no fan would be capable of making sense of!]

WE TAKE QUESTIONS?
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THIS ISN'T MY LAVISH OFFICE FULL OF NAKED PICTURES OF TIFA.

WHAT IS GOING ON

WHERE AM I?

AM I DREAMING ABOUT BEING KIDNAPPED BY GACKT AGAIN?!

[all of you. spam. now. EVERY ACCOUNT YOU HAVE. JUMP INTO OTHER THREADS I DON'T EVEN CARE. THIS POST HAS TO HIT A THOUSAND COMMENTS OR SQUARE ENIX WILL MOST LIKELY BE OFFENDED]

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